- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Chlamydia

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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