- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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