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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Anti Joke

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