- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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