What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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