YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

Roses are red Im adopted

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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