- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

steven hawking walks into a bar

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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