Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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