- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Once, I went to Peru.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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