What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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