- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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