- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

salad days!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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