- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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