- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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