RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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hey guys im gay

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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