- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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