- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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