what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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rarw

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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