What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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I'm so punny.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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