- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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