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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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