- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

roses are red poo is poo

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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