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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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