- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

hey guys im gay

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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