- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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