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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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