- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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