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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

I am a mime

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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