Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Tony Romo

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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