How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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DEATH.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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