- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

women's rights.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is older than history?

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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