- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Your mam is so fat.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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