- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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