- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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