- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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