What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Obama

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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National security?

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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