- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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