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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Dead girls can't say no.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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