- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

One, two, three, four and five

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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