- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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