Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Praise Paisley

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