My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

my gramma died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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