Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Gustavo Andrade

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

knock knock who's there? hope

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Communism hehe xd

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Anti Joke

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