- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Take wrong turns

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

eoin burgin is fat

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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