- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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