- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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