- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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