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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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