- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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