- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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