Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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