What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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