- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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