How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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