- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock knock Fuck off!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

i hate non minorities!

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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