Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

William wright is Gay

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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