- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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