- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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