- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What is white and black and red all over.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

a man checks his mypsace

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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