- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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