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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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