- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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