why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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