- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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