- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

William wright is Gay

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