- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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