- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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