I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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