Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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No antijoke here.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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