- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

women's rights.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What is older than history?

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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