How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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