an american walks out of a strip club.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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school homewrok

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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