- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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