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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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