Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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