This is an anti- joke

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What would u like to drink?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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