- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Face...tastes like chicken!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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