Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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