- Anti Joke

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.