roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What's 9+10? 19

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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