- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Loperson

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Fine, ladies first.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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