- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Tall asians

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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