- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??