- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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