- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock Knock.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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