sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

black chicken. kfc

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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