- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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