- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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