Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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