- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

I have an idea! You leave.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.