What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

whats black and strange a paki

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

a man checks his mypsace

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

WILLYS

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

who is not good looking? mon morello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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