- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A praying mantis is very graceful

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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