- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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