What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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