- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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