- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red, yup.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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