- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

that wall over there ->

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Who wants water? I do.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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