How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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your face

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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