- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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