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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

There once was this guy and he fell down

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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