How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How many light bulbs? 1

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Neither did she.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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