A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

I dont have a girlfriend

Pickles are moist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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