What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What's half of 8? o

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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