- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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