I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Alchohol.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Guess what What

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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