- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Your face is hilarious.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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