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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

taking out the trash... at night

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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