Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Women's rights.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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