How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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