Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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it was all Tagart

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Roses are red.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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