Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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