a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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