- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

This isn't funny.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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