Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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