- Anti Joke

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped