- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Women outside of the kitchen.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Communism hehe xd

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

first

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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