How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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i found waldo.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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im telling maguire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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