- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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