Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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