How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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