Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Shltskc gw? G

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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star wars kid

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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