- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why? Why not?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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