- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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