- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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