- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Your so gay, that you like men!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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