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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

i found waldo.

men's rights activists

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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