Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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kk

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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