what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Charlie Sheen

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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why girl die cancer

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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