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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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autistic kids rock

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm