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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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