An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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eoin burgin is fat

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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