- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??