- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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