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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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