- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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