In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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