- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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