- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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