Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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