- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

PENIS lol

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Whats funny? Your face.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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