- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Who wants water? I do.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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