Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Anti Joke

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