- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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