Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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