- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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