There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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