whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Women outside of the kitchen.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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