Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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You are joking right?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Maths.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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