- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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