- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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