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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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