- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Do the roar!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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