- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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