- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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