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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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