Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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