-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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