- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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