- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Phew... it's gone.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

chirs

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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