Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Tucker Rivera

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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