- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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