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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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