Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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