- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Roses are flowers.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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