- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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