- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

all these jokes are horrible now

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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