What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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I love alchohol!

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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