What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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