What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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