- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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