why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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