- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

noah is a scrub jungle

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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