- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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