- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why so serious ?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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