I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Republicans

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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