Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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