q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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