How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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