- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

pull my finger (farts)

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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