- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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whats my name? Matt

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

No it doesnt..

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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