What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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