What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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