whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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