- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Poker face

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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