- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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