- Anti Joke

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call your mom? Mom

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.